Tuesday, June 30, 2009

I DIGRESSED BIGTIME!!!

I DIGRESSED TODAY. BIG TIME! I didn't fulfill my promise to myself and to Mother Earth yesterday. I ate meat on Monday. It should be Meatless Monday. I completely forgot about it. I woke up at 6 am and after taking a bath, I immediately ate a grilled cheese sandwich. I guess it slipped out of my mind because I was busy prepping myself up for a job application.

Since I've already took up this challenge, I'm not giving up on it. So to make up for yesterday, I decided to abstain from meat today. But when I'm about to eat breakfast in our office cafeteria, I learned there's no vegetable dishes available. Not even pasta or sandwich. I really hate our pantry. Choice is not on the menu. Damn this Urban Chef.

So I settled for "Binaongan," because I have no choice, I'm so hungry I can eat a wHore..se...
But I plan to go meatless tomorrow. I'll bring my own food in the office if I have to.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

SAME SHIT..DIFFERENT DAY

Thanks to some proxy sites, I can access my blog and update it inside our office. Yehey! This will momentarily cut the monotony and boredom that I experience everyday on my job. This will lift me from the ennui that I'm feeling right now. Hayyy...

LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR THE WRONG JOB.

I'm not earning my age...Arrghhh...

Monday, June 22, 2009

MEATLESS MONDAY

Today is the day that I joined the Meatless Monday Movement; the advocacy supported by Yoko Ono and Sir Paul McCartney. So as the name suggest you abstain from eating any type of meat for this particular day. It's a way to keep your self healthy and Mother Earth as well.
Because according to substantial research, cutting back on meat will reduce Global Warming.
This is my way of participating on the fight against Global Warming. This is my way of curbing the insidious and growing apathy that's making its way to my core. So on my own little way, I'm participating on the fight against Global Warming.

So today I ordered pasta with cheese sauce from our office pantry, instead of opting for the usual spaghetti sauce filled with ground meat and chunks of hotdog.

Friday, June 19, 2009

THE RETURN OF THE COMEBACK

Hayy..I'm back from a long hiatus. The reason why I stopped updating this blog is because I'm working again in the call center industry. I have no choice. It's hard to find a job nowadays.

Monday, September 15, 2008

My "Altered-Ego"

Your results:
You are
SPIDER MAN
I find it ironic, because I've arachnophobia.
























Spider-Man
60%
Hulk
60%
Batman
50%
Catwoman
50%
Supergirl
40%
Robin
40%
Green Lantern
35%
Superman
30%
Wonder Woman
25%
The Flash
20%
Iron Man
10%
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.


Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Chocolate-coated Shit


LIFE SUCKS!

YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS OKAY UNTIL YOU REALIZE THAT YOU'RE HAVING CHOCOLATE-COATED SHIT.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Neo-Nazi: Gloria's Imperialism


THIS IS THE TRUE IMAGE OF GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Oneirophobia



This is the fear of dreams. And I have it. What I fear is not the unconscious realm that we traverse every time we sleep. What I dread is dreaming, hopes for the future, "pangarap."

Everyone has childhood dreams, right? But how many of us have realized them? How many of us are happy living their dreams? And how many of us are bitter due to dreams gone sour?

Going through life bitter because of unrealized dreams is what I fear the most. Sometimes I don't want to dream anymore lest it might end up in a nightmare and never wake up again. And I don't want to end up sleepwalking through life. But then again, what's the point of waking to a reality where you're counting crows? To a reality defined by mediocrity and unhappiness?

TwentyNothing


Today is my father's birthday. His name is Alfonso Kabigting. He died eleven years ago. I was 16 then.

He died at a time when I needed him the most. I needed him to beacon me in making important decisions. Choices that will serve as the cells or building blocks of the kind of man I will become; decisions that will have life-long and indelible repercussions.

And now that I'm a grown man, I can hear the echoes of those choices and decisions that I made; disturbing sounds that get amplified by the emptiness of my soul.

Maybe what I'm feeling right now is what they called the "quarter life crisis."

Because I'm smacked in the middle of a crossroad, naked and vulnerable. I'm in a limbo, in the middle of nowhere.
I wouldn't be in this predicament if my father is here with me to celebrate his birthday.....

Mental Masturbation


Hello World! My name is Master_bert.
This blog is the result of my mental masturbation (forgive the pun).

I’ve been intellectually comatose for as long as I can remember. And it was only when I resigned from my job that I realized my congenital, neurological condition: Intellectual Constipation.
So my blog will be about anything and everything that stimulates and excites me: “PORN.”
So read my blog and together we will purge ourselves of the mediocrity that puts a stupor in our growth.